Sadly, I'm not about begging:

Dear Friendslist:

I need a favor. A kind of really, really huge favor that I can't pay for with anything other than my eternal gratitude and things like icons or graphics or perhaps fic if I ever feel like writing ever again.

You see: I am handing in my thesis on monday the 17th of November. And my advisor wants me to "elevate" my language, and I don't know how to do it anymore than I already have. Normally I would have asked one of my friends here, but all the people I go to school with who would be the only people who could help are writing their own theses, except Stine, who is grading 25 English papers at the moment.

Basically, I need a thesis-beta.

Grammar and lexicon - he wants me to sound 'more academic'. The final product will be around 65 (maybe longer. But it's doubtful) pages (2000 characters + spaces per page) And yeah. Please. Please, please, please. Help. Even if you think you can help me out with ten pages or five, I would be so, so grateful, I can't even explain it.

So yes. Please. And thank you.